April Fools!

Got you! Unfortunately, Mr. Parkercurtiscooperclarkeloaderkempeaglesome-Bevanmitchelldarrahstevens and Mrs. Collinsalllanbroomhallsomervillecolliarthomas will not be opening up a new store at Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu.